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Old 02-06-2010, 05:26 AM   #1
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I am a senior citizen


I'm the life of the party...... even if it lasts until 8 p.m.
I'm very good at opening childproof caps....with a hammer.
I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.
I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over...
I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not nearly as cute as mine.
I'm so cared for -- long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

I'm not really grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting in long lines, crowds, lawyers, unruly kids, Toyota commercials, Dan Rather, barking dogs, politicians and a few other things I can't seem to remember right now.

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.

I'm having trouble remembering simple words like.......

I'm beginning to realizing that aging is not for wimps.

I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days, and when did they let kids become policemen?

And, how can my kids be older than I feel sometimes?

I'm a walking storeroom of facts..... I've just lost the key to the storeroom door.

Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!

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Old 02-06-2010, 05:39 AM   #2
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There's an awful lot to be learned from age. I too can't remember what it was tho.
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Old 02-06-2010, 05:39 AM   #3
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Very funny, but true!!!
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Old 02-06-2010, 07:45 AM   #4
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What a very un-famous Man once said, "What I used to do all night long, now takes me all night long to do"!
2005 Safari Cheetah 38PDQ - 2009 Ford Flex
Me (Gatogonow), The Boss (DW), Honey Bunny, Maggie May and Mollie Kay (The Gatos)!
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