I Can't Look That Old.....

[jwomack]

have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old.

well . . . You'll love this one.

my name is alice , and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

i noticed his dds diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?

upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.

this balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

after he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school .

'yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.

when did you graduate?' i asked.

he answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'

you were in my class!', i exclaimed.

he looked at me closely.

then, that ugly,
old,
bald,
wrinkled faced,
fat-a**ed,
gray-haired,
decrepit
son-of-a-b****
asked, 'what did you teach???

[Dixieray53]

This is funny as hell...I always say that I can't look that old I'm only 58....Thanks for the laugh...D