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Old 02-05-2011, 08:02 AM   #1
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I Can't Look That Old.....

have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old.

well . . . You'll love this one.

my name is alice , and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.


i noticed his dds diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.


could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?


upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.


this balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

after he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school .

'yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.


when did you graduate?' i asked.


he answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'


you were in my class!', i exclaimed.


he looked at me closely.


then, that ugly,

old,

bald,

wrinkled faced,

fat-a**ed,

gray-haired,

decrepit

son-of-a-b****

asked,
'what did you teach???
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Old 02-05-2011, 08:10 AM   #2
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This is funny as hell...I always say that I can't look that old I'm only 58....Thanks for the laugh...D
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