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Old 11-03-2014, 06:22 PM   #1
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I will do anything

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...on one condition..."

Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.

She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said....

"Clean my house."

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Old 11-04-2014, 05:29 AM   #2
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Old 11-04-2014, 05:46 AM   #3
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I've always wanted to have three men at once...

One cleaning

One cooking

One doing laundry

A girl can dream can't she? LOL
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I like the one where the Adonis type is told by the woman the same thing "I'll do anything you want" and he takes off his shirt she is getting all... Hot... and he says "Press my Shirt".

But they are all good, Thanks for the laugh.
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