Idiot sighting

[MSHappyCampers]

IDIOT SIGHTING
I handed the teller @ my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00
I said "May I have large bills, please"
She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size."
When I got up off the floor I explained it to her...

[denlock]

The sad things is, this is what the younger generation is becoming.

[D Lindy]

She could have been from Germany where before the EURO came in, the larger the denomination of the German Mark bill the larger in size it was.

[Glenn and Kathy]

Most European countries were that way, and the euros vary in size according to value.

Glenn

[Mr_D]

Went to our CU to withdraw $500, young lady asked what denomination I wanted told her nothing larger than $20. She got the money out of the machines they now use and started counting out the $100's!!
But a month later I got the same young lady, told her nothing larger than $20's (my wife heard me say it) and again she started counting out $100's!!

Try paying for something at a fast food place and that comes up like $4.35, you give them $5.35 and they can't figure out you need $1 back!

[Gordon Dewald]

Currency in Australia is different sizes for different denominations. The size takes some getting used to but the bill are well defined by striking colors.

[vsheetz]

I try to make my paper money all the same size. (-:

[Bigd9]

We just had our puppy groomed and I wanted to leave a tip. I went to the cashier and asked her if she could break a $20 bill. The look I got and the fact I was holding the paper $20 bill in my hand told me she had no idea what I wanted. So I helped her by saying "I need to give you this and you give me $5 dollar bills in exchange, OK?" She said ...I kid you not..."how many $5 bills do you want?" So crazy me said 5 will do and she gave them to me!!!!!!!!!!!! (no I didn't keep the extra)

[stink]

Originally Posted by vsheetz

I try to make my paper money all the same size. (-:

Yup, that's what basements are for!

[Koop]

My uncle made big money before he went to Folsom prison. About 1/8" too big!

[Papa_Jim]

Jake, Dave and I went to our local cafe.

The waitress offered to take our order. I said, "I'd like bacon and eggs". After the nice young lady had written down how I wanted my eggs cooked, and what kind of toast I would like, she said, "and what kind of meat do you want with that?"

The three of us laughed as I told her I would like to have bacon.

Jake said, "I'd like bacon and eggs too!" After the nice young lady had written down how he wanted his eggs cooked, and what kind of toast he wanted, she asked, "and what kind of meat do you want with that?"

The three of us laughed again as Jake told her that he would like to have bacon.

Dave said, "I want ham and eggs." After the nice young lady had written down how he wanted his eggs cooked, and what kind of toast he wanted, she asked (hang on, wait for it), "and what kind of meat do you want with that?"

The three of us couldn't control it any longer. We laughed so hard we nearly fell from the table. Dave never did tell her what kind of meat he wanted with his ham and eggs!

Jim

[RoyM]

The university student union cafeteria had a cashier that obviously had never seen the inside of a class room beyond grade two. Nice enough but not too bright.
She only knew how to make change for a five, some students learned to take advantage of her by paying for a coffee or soft drink with a deuce (this goes back many years). She didn't last long.

[kekker]

I heard about guy that went a fast food place and gave the Kid at the register a $5.00 Bill and $2.00 Bill for his $6.25 order, the Kid looked at $2.00 Bill and said we don't take Counterfeit money. while this was going the Kid Manager called Cops to report a counterfeiter. when the cops got there and found out those KIDS have never heard of a $2.00 Bill let alone seen one it took half an hour to convince them they are real.

[twinboat]

I went to Subway and ordered a BLT hero. He cut the bread, layed some bacon on and looked at me and asked" what else with that "