1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
> 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Texas .
> 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Texas .
> 4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
> 5. "Onced" and "Twiced" are words.
> 6. It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.
> 7. "Jaw-P?" means, "Did y'all go to the bathroom?
> 8. People actually grow and eat okra.
> 9. "Fixinto" is one word.
> 10. There is no such thing as "lunch." There is only dinner and then there is supper.
> 11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when
> you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar.
> 12. Backwards and forwards means, "I know everything about you."
> 13. The word "jeet" is actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?"
> 14. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it
> is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
> 15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH EM.
> 16. "No. Jew?" is a common response to the question, "Did you bring any beer?"
> 17. You measure distance in minutes.
> 18. You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
> 19. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable,
> grain, insect or animal.
> 20. You know what a "DAWG" is.
> 21. You carry jumper cables in your car --- for your OWN car.
> 22. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete, Tabasco and Ketchup.
> 23. The local papers cover national and international news on one page,
> but require 6 pages for local gossip and high school football.
>
> 24. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
>
> 25. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a bit warm."
>
> 26. You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.
> 27. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known as "goin' Wal-Martin"
> or "off to Wally World."
> 28. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good stew weather.
>
> 29. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
>
> 30. We don't need no dang driver's ed. If our mama says we can drive, we
> can drive, dag-nabbit.
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