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Old 05-13-2008, 08:29 AM   #1
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1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

> 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Texas .


> 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Texas .

> 4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

> 5. "Onced" and "Twiced" are words.

> 6. It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.

> 7. "Jaw-P?" means, "Did y'all go to the bathroom?

> 8. People actually grow and eat okra.

> 9. "Fixinto" is one word.

> 10. There is no such thing as "lunch." There is only dinner and then there is supper.

> 11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when
> you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar.

> 12. Backwards and forwards means, "I know everything about you."

> 13. The word "jeet" is actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?"

> 14. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it
> is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

> 15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH EM.

> 16. "No. Jew?" is a common response to the question, "Did you bring any beer?"

> 17. You measure distance in minutes.

> 18. You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.

> 19. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable,
> grain, insect or animal.

> 20. You know what a "DAWG" is.

> 21. You carry jumper cables in your car --- for your OWN car.

> 22. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete, Tabasco and Ketchup.

> 23. The local papers cover national and international news on one page,
> but require 6 pages for local gossip and high school football.
>
> 24. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
>
> 25. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a bit warm."
>
> 26. You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.

> 27. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known as "goin' Wal-Martin"
> or "off to Wally World."

> 28. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good stew weather.
>
> 29. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
>
> 30. We don't need no dang driver's ed. If our mama says we can drive, we
> can drive, dag-nabbit.
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Old 05-13-2008, 08:29 AM   #2
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1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

> 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Texas .


> 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Texas .

> 4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

> 5. "Onced" and "Twiced" are words.

> 6. It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.

> 7. "Jaw-P?" means, "Did y'all go to the bathroom?

> 8. People actually grow and eat okra.

> 9. "Fixinto" is one word.

> 10. There is no such thing as "lunch." There is only dinner and then there is supper.

> 11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when
> you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar.

> 12. Backwards and forwards means, "I know everything about you."

> 13. The word "jeet" is actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?"

> 14. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it
> is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

> 15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH EM.

> 16. "No. Jew?" is a common response to the question, "Did you bring any beer?"

> 17. You measure distance in minutes.

> 18. You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.

> 19. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable,
> grain, insect or animal.

> 20. You know what a "DAWG" is.

> 21. You carry jumper cables in your car --- for your OWN car.

> 22. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete, Tabasco and Ketchup.

> 23. The local papers cover national and international news on one page,
> but require 6 pages for local gossip and high school football.
>
> 24. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
>
> 25. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a bit warm."
>
> 26. You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.

> 27. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known as "goin' Wal-Martin"
> or "off to Wally World."

> 28. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good stew weather.
>
> 29. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
>
> 30. We don't need no dang driver's ed. If our mama says we can drive, we
> can drive, dag-nabbit.
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Old 05-13-2008, 08:38 AM   #3
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Yep, per't much.

Y'all c'mon down to the 2008 National Rally in Perrin, Texas and see for yourself!!

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Old 05-13-2008, 08:24 PM   #4
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Only one thing to add is the on #29, fried perch is a substitute for the catfish.

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Rat Fur
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Pretty Near
Are all measures of distance.
Only we know how fur pretty fur is.
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Also in #1, the more times it gits rundt over tha flatter it gits, Ken....
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I like Perch more than Catfish, but either will do -- I also know where "over yonder" is -- Live in AZ. but raised in N.E. Texas -- Bill Willard
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Isn't it a state law in Texas that there has to be a gun store within 100 feet of every liquor store, too?
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by mkgearhead:
Isn't it a state law in Texas that there has to be a gun store within 100 feet of every liquor store, too? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now the best liquor stores have a gun store as well....That way you can well loaded.

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