It's old but still funny!
Imagine three stinky outlaw bikers. They pull into a nearly empty roadside cafe ó just a waitress and an RVer. They decide to have some fun with the RVer. They approach his table. The first one dips his finger into the man's coffee, stirs it and puts the finger in his mouth. "This is lousy coffee," he says. The next one sniffs the RVer's soup bowl, spits into it and says, "This is lousy soup." The last one squeezes the RVer's hamburger and announces, "This is a lousy hamburger." The RVer quietly gets up, politely pays his bill and walks out. One of the bikers turns to the waitress and says, "That guy ain't much of a man, is he?" The waitress pauses and deadpans, "He ain't much of a driver either ... He just backed over three motorcycles on his way out of here."
Joe & Annette
2002 Monaco Windsor 40PBT, 2013 Honda CRV AWD