Go Back   iRV2 Forums > CAMPING, TRAVEL and TRIP PLANNING > RV'ing Humor & Crazy but True Stories
Join iRV2 Today

Mission Statement: Supporting thoughtful exchange of knowledge, values and experience among RV enthusiasts.
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 06-04-2014, 07:06 AM   #1
Senior Member
Country Coach Owners Club
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 818
Jesus is watching you

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

pumper9x9 is offline   Reply With Quote
Join the #1 RV Forum Today - It's Totally Free!

iRV2.com RV Community - Are you about to start a new improvement on your RV or need some help with some maintenance? Do you need advice on what products to buy? Or maybe you can give others some advice? No matter where you fit in you'll find that iRV2 is a great community to join. Best of all it's totally FREE!

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest so you have limited access to our community. Please take the time to register and you will gain a lot of great new features including; the ability to participate in discussions, network with other RV owners, see fewer ads, upload photographs, create an RV blog, send private messages and so much, much more!

Old 06-04-2014, 08:56 AM   #2
Senior Member
Damon Owners Club
Workhorse Chassis Owner
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 21,174
I just saw this somewhere else and posted that I had heard it.. the way you posted it. Still good for a laugh.

By the way I call that the P-K9 burglar alarm.

Cause trust me.. That was one ALARMED Burglar.

(Should not the burglar alarm alarm the burglar?)

Think about this scenaro.

Burglar breakes in setting off security system... A high quality sound system with a CD... The first 30 seconds to 1 minute of the CD is silence,, Pure silence.. then comes the sound effect.

A shotgun being racked (A shell being pumped into the chamber).

In this case I think giving the police a height and weight description of the burgler..... Just measure the hole in the wall he makes while exiting house.

Home is where I park it!
wa8yxm is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-04-2014, 12:50 PM   #3
Senior Member
Goneracin's Avatar
Nor'easters Club
Join Date: Mar 2014
Posts: 171
Thats pretty good.

I just choose to have the actual shotgun at the ready
2012 Keystone Passport Express Super Lite 190 EXP
2001 Ford F-250 7.3
Goneracin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-04-2014, 12:56 PM   #4
Senior Member
iRV2 No Limits Club
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Naples, Fl.
Posts: 1,303
We always called our dogs a "442 Security System."

Four feet, forty two teeth each.
Camping Rig: 2006 Outback 27 RSDS--
2005 Dodge 3500 - Dually- Cummins
Full time since June 2006
Dog Folks is offline   Reply With Quote

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Help! Check engine light on Lloydu Newmar Owner's Forum 57 10-08-2014 01:52 PM
Pancake JESUS ? goldpan Just Conversation 34 06-02-2014 09:43 AM
2002 Newmar Mountain Aire 1938rlh Newmar Owner's Forum 15 03-08-2014 01:30 PM
Watching movies from hard drive? danandcarol Technology: Internet, TV, Satellite, Cell Phones, etc. 17 02-20-2014 08:53 PM
Deceiving add- "view private message" Ray,IN Forum 101 | Announcements | Member Concerns 15 01-29-2014 10:25 AM

» Virginia Campgrounds

Reviews provided by

Our Communities

Our communities encompass many different hobbies and interests, but each one is built on friendly, intelligent membership.

» More about our Communities

Automotive Communities

Our Automotive communities encompass many different makes and models. From U.S. domestics to European Saloons.

» More about our Automotive Communities

Marine Communities

Our Marine websites focus on Cruising and Sailing Vessels, including forums and the largest cruising Wiki project on the web today.

» More about our Marine Communities

Copyright 2002-2015 Social Knowledge, LLC All Rights Reserved.

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 08:02 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2016, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.