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10-31-2015, 07:13 AM
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Monaco Owners Club
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Location: Columbus, MS
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Jesus sees you!
A burglar has just crept into the house he's intending to ransack, and he's looking around for items to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business. The voice repeats, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" "So what," says the burglar. "You're only a parrot!" To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a Rottweiler!" 
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10-31-2015, 07:19 AM
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Fleetwood Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner
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I like that story. 
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10-31-2015, 07:24 AM
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Location: Altoona, Iowa
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MSHappyCampers
A burglar has just crept into the house he's intending to ransack, and he's looking around for items to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business. The voice repeats, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" "So what," says the burglar. "You're only a parrot!" To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a Rottweiler!" |
 Good one! I never remember the punchline.
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10-31-2015, 06:42 PM
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you know you are old if you dont remember the punchline. 😀
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11-01-2015, 04:47 PM
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Damon Owners Club Workhorse Chassis Owner
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I was hoping that was what this thread was about. Thank you.
I have always felt that the P-K9 Burglar alarm is the best,, WHY, well you see it's like this.. You have a whole lot of electronics that detects the intrusion and rings a bell or buzzes the fuzz.. That burglar knows he has a long time to ransack and exit and leave before he is in danger.
But the burgler in that story.. Now he was ALARMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice doggy,, Nice doggy. Nice Doggy.. GOOD BY.
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11-01-2015, 04:55 PM
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Forest River Owners Club Freightliner Owners Club
Join Date: May 2014
Location: Monticello MN.
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that is funny, thank you.
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11-01-2015, 05:11 PM
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Midland,Texas
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I like that one Joe,the DW and I are still laughing.
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