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Old 07-11-2013, 08:23 AM   #1
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Just Humor this morning

Good Morning:
Here are some chuckles to get your day started.

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values. Bill said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Larry replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?"

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did my intelligence come from?" The father replied, "Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine."

A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all". "Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids."

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City? The agent replies, Just a minute. Thank you, the blonde says, and hangs up.
A man is recovering from surgery when the surgical nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling." I'm O.K. But I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery", he answered. "What did he say?" asked the nurse. "Oops!"

While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying abathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice.
"What do you think?" I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?" "Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one." He's still in intensive care.

The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there."

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Old 07-11-2013, 08:44 AM   #2
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Enjoyed them all, Thanks


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Old 07-11-2013, 08:59 AM   #3
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Funny!! They were great!
Cheers from Central Texas
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Old 07-11-2013, 09:43 AM   #4
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I actually used one of these with an ex-brother in law. He married and old girl friend that I have known several years before they married. He never spoke to me after that exchange!
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Thanks, it's great to be able to start your day with a few laughs.
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Fulltimers originally from Michigan, hanging out in Oregon for a spell.
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Old 07-11-2013, 03:15 PM   #6
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Mind if I step in??

Do you know the difference of how a Red Neck starts a Fairy Tale
and a Yank starts one?

the Yank starts with "Once upon a time"
the Red Neck starts with "ya'll aint gona believe this ****"

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
along with... "a recipe".

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