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Old 06-29-2011, 06:45 PM   #1
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Kind Hearted Lawyer

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the
lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a
wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
large as the limousine was.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind."

"Thank you for taking all of us with you.

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.

"You'll really love my place.

"The grass is almost a foot high"

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Three surgeons discussing their favorite patients - the first said his were Germans. He said, "Get them on the table and opened up and they are perfect - the heart, lungs and other organs are exactly where they ought to be - looks like a page out of Grey's Anatomy!" The second agreed that Germans were good patients, but he preferred Japanese. "Not only is everything where it belongs, but all the parts are color-coded!" The third surgeon nodded in agreement, but said he personally preferred lawyers of any nationality. The others, incredulous, demanded to know his reasons. He explained, "Lawyers are so simple! They have no heart, no guts, and the oral and anal cavities are interchangeable!"

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Do you know what they call 6 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean ?............................

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