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Old 11-01-2013, 08:02 PM   #1
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Laugh 'til it HURTS!!!

The owner of a golf course in Natchez was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from Ole Miss and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14 % how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings." You gotta love those Mississippi women.

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A group of Mississippi friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"

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Regarding the year 2000, a senior at Mississippi State was overheard
saying "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Mississippi."
When asked why, he stated that everything happens here 20 years later
than the rest of the civilized world.

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The young Crystal Springs man came running into the store and said to
his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?" The young Redneck
answered. "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

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NEWS FLASH - Mississippi's worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two Co-Lin students, crashed
into a cemetery earlier today. Search and rescue workers have recovered
300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues
into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the
recovery efforts.

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A Mississippi State Trooper pulled over a pickup on 1-40. The trooper asked "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

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A Greenwood man had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back! I never did understand it either."

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Old 11-01-2013, 08:28 PM   #2
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travel a lot in Ala. & Miss. And dearly love to talk to them. Have good friends in Both States. Thanks for the Jokes I know they will get a kick out of them when I see them.

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We spend a lot of time in Mississippi during the springtime. Great people and they'll love these... Thanks...
Terry & Brenda - From the Iowa Banks of the Mighty Mississippi
2011 Winnie Journey 34y, Freightliner / Cummins , 2012 Chevy Colorado Toad

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