Smart Cop would be my response too... When I was young my mother was put on total bed rest.. As the oldest of 4 Kids, the youngest of which has serious dust and mold allergies I got the job of moping, waxing, cooking, dish-washing, laundry and such.
If you walked on my fresh mopped floors.... Well let's just say if I was on her jury she'd get off with "Justifiable" vedrdict.
Side effect of learning how to be a "housewife" is that when I graduated school I knew how to cook, clean, mend, sew, wash, wax and such... So i did not have to get married or starve.. Took me a full decade to find the right wife and we were together 34.5 years before she lost control of a used jeep we'd just bought and found a tree at 50MPH. Meanwhile most of my classmates are on wife #2 or #3 or more.
Home is where I park it!