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Old 02-12-2007, 03:17 PM   #1
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
Diamonds"

7. Finish all your sentences with "have a nice day"

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious
face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is
"To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are
Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

It's Called Therapy
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Old 02-12-2007, 03:17 PM   #2
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
Diamonds"

7. Finish all your sentences with "have a nice day"

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious
face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is
"To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are
Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

It's Called Therapy
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Old 02-12-2007, 04:45 PM   #3
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious
face. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


I always order a margarita at restruants that do not sell booze. Like McD's, Denny's, etc... you should see the looks. Also just for fun order a side of FISH FEET or CHICKEN LIPS and watch the responses.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kablewizard:
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I've ordered thru a drive thru and had them ask "Is that for here or to go?"
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Usta work with a guy that always ordered EXTRA MSG at Chinese resturants....
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I asked our waitress for a diet water (very seriously) at our local Red Lobster and bless her heart she apologized and took the glass of water she had brought me and left. A couple of minutes later she showed up with a bottle of water and said, "I'm sorry sir, we don't have any diet water but I do have this bottled water and I don't think it has any calories in it."
She was so serious I couldn't break it to her and just thanked her and drank my bottle of water.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Teach:
I asked our waitress for a diet water (very seriously) at our local Red Lobster and bless her heart she apologized and took the glass of water she had brought me and left. A couple of minutes later she showed up with a bottle of water and said, "I'm sorry sir, we don't have any diet water but I do have this bottled water and I don't think it has any calories in it."
She was so serious I couldn't break it to her and just thanked her and drank my bottle of water. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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My husband just told me about a screen saver that when people look over your shoulder they don't see what you see, but arabic writing and a clock counting down 10, 9, 8, 7 .... talk about making people nervous! I would not want to be on an airplane and see that.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kablewizard:
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

When we are out for dinner, and they ask how I want my steak cooked, I tell them "on the grill is how we do it at home."

Type of potato......Idaho. My favorite kind.

Or, for breakfast....a cackleberry pie....which is an omlet. Ya, I good funny looks over that one.
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