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Old 07-17-2005, 01:58 PM   #1
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I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"


He asked, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing either."


Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling? "No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things." He looked at me and said,

"Then why do you want to live to be 80?"
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Old 07-17-2005, 01:58 PM   #2
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I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"


He asked, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing either."


Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling? "No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things." He looked at me and said,

"Then why do you want to live to be 80?"
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I want to die young....as old as possible!

If I'm sittin' in something with four wheels, it had better be my pickup and have rear whee ldrive. If it ain't, take me out, unplug me, put my camper on E-bay, take the money and get on the road.....'cuz that's all you're goin' to get....LOL.
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