Living Wills

[DonavonP]

More ammo for mamaloya (as if she needs it

While I was watching the TV one weekend, my wife and
I got into a
conversation about life and death, and the need for
living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her
that I never wanted to
exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and taking fluids
from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my
beer.

[DonavonP]

More ammo for mamaloya (as if she needs it

While I was watching the TV one weekend, my wife and
I got into a
conversation about life and death, and the need for
living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her
that I never wanted to
exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and taking fluids
from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my
beer.

[troth]

Nice one!

[mamaloya]

Did I ever tell you about the time my dh ticked me off? I hid the remote. That was the cruelest thing I could think of doing to him that would not land me in jail! LOL

[JAXFL]

mamaloya said... "That was the cruelest thing I could think of doing to him" she should apply for this job:

FBI Job Opening
>
>The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
>checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists... Two
>men and a woman.
>
>For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
>door and handed him a gun.
>
>"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
>circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
>Kill Her !!"
>
>The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
>
>The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
>wife and go home."
>
>The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
>went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out
>with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
>
>
>The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
>
>Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
>to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
>
>Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
>banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
>
>The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from
>her brow.
>
>This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.
>
>"I had to beat him to death with the chair."
>
>MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.