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Old 01-30-2015, 12:37 PM   #1
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Unhappy Lost Spouse

A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing.

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home....
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don't remember exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floormats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door.

At this point the husband started choking up.

Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.

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Old 01-30-2015, 12:43 PM   #2
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Lol boy, isn't that the truth! Hope his bank is empty too! Haha

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Old 01-30-2015, 01:41 PM   #3
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My favorite "Lost The Wife" story (And by the way I have heard a nearly identical story from other sources, 1st person no less) is a First person story told by Jeff Daniels (You might remember him as the driver of that lovely bus rig in the movie RV)
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Old 01-30-2015, 02:19 PM   #4
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