Go Back   iRV2 Forums > CAMPING, TRAVEL and TRIP PLANNING > RV'ing Humor & Crazy but True Stories
Click Here to Login
Join iRV2 Today

Mission Statement: Supporting thoughtful exchange of knowledge, values and experience among RV enthusiasts.
Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
 
Old 03-03-2005, 11:41 AM   #1
Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: crestview, florida
Posts: 34
A young lad sold his hard to start lawn mower to a local minister. The next morning it was a hot southern morning and the minister had pulled the crank rope on the mower util he was exhausted. He sat down and while wiping the perspiration from his face the lad walked by. The minister said "son, you sold me a mower that will not run". The lad replied sir you have to curse the mower to get it started. Have you cursed it yet? The minister said, son it has been so many years since I have used profanity I have forgotten how and furthermore I do not curse anymore.

The lad replied "sir, you pull on that rope a few more times and it will all come back to you".


UncleJohn
__________________

__________________
unclejohn is offline   Reply With Quote
Join the #1 RV Forum Today - It's Totally Free!

iRV2.com RV Community - Are you about to start a new improvement on your RV or need some help with some maintenance? Do you need advice on what products to buy? Or maybe you can give others some advice? No matter where you fit in you'll find that iRV2 is a great community to join. Best of all it's totally FREE!

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest so you have limited access to our community. Please take the time to register and you will gain a lot of great new features including; the ability to participate in discussions, network with other RV owners, see fewer ads, upload photographs, create an RV blog, send private messages and so much, much more!

Old 03-03-2005, 11:41 AM   #2
Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: crestview, florida
Posts: 34
A young lad sold his hard to start lawn mower to a local minister. The next morning it was a hot southern morning and the minister had pulled the crank rope on the mower util he was exhausted. He sat down and while wiping the perspiration from his face the lad walked by. The minister said "son, you sold me a mower that will not run". The lad replied sir you have to curse the mower to get it started. Have you cursed it yet? The minister said, son it has been so many years since I have used profanity I have forgotten how and furthermore I do not curse anymore.

The lad replied "sir, you pull on that rope a few more times and it will all come back to you".


UncleJohn
__________________
unclejohn is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
The Young Minister Route 66 RV'ing Humor & Crazy but True Stories 3 04-04-2008 06:15 AM
Lawn Chairs???? Rat iRV2.com General Discussion 5 06-19-2007 07:05 AM
Broken Mower E Z Livin RV'ing Humor & Crazy but True Stories 4 05-26-2007 06:28 PM

» Virginia Campgrounds

Reviews provided by


Copyright 2002- Social Knowledge, LLC All Rights Reserved.

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:32 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.