A young lad sold his hard to start lawn mower to a local minister. The next morning it was a hot southern morning and the minister had pulled the crank rope on the mower util he was exhausted. He sat down and while wiping the perspiration from his face the lad walked by. The minister said "son, you sold me a mower that will not run". The lad replied sir you have to curse the mower to get it started. Have you cursed it yet? The minister said, son it has been so many years since I have used profanity I have forgotten how and furthermore I do not curse anymore.
The lad replied "sir, you pull on that rope a few more times and it will all come back to you".