Minnesota Judge gives 7 year old right to decide custody.

[BookIIRoadtrash]

A seven year old boy was at the center of a county courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.



The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him..




After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.



After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Minnesota Vikings, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

[Ray,IN]

Help! Will someone get this hook and sinker out of my gullet?

[Midniteoyl]

OMG... Dang you!

[sandersmr]

The kid could choose the Texans this year - they have found more ways to get beat themselves.

[DFR]

Naah, gotta go with the Lions. That boy would be an adult before they would beat anyone.

[grayelk34]

I heard it was the Cowboys.

[BookIIRoadtrash]

Hey everyone, if your headed to Minnesota drive careful and mind the speed limit.. they are not giving speeding tickets but Vikings tickets instead.. and for a second offense you are required to attend.. be cautious out there!!

[RJay]

You are soooo bad

[Romeo]

How about John Daly or Tiger Woods...

[BookIIRoadtrash]

BREAKINGNEWS: Vikings football practice was delayed 2 hours after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the field. Coach Childress immediately suspended practice and called the police. After analysis, FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after the FBI agents said the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again!!!!

[CorsairIIAT]

Quote:

Originally Posted by BookIIRoadtrash BREAKINGNEWS: Vikings football practice was delayed 2 hours after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the field. Coach Childress immediately suspended practice and called the police. After analysis, FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after the FBI agents said the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again!!!!

Now that was funny.