I was in a pub last Saturday night, and drank a few, and noticed two
very large women by the bar.
They both had pretty strong accents, so I asked,
"Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?"
One of them chirped saying, "It's WALES, you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said,
"I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland ?"
That's pretty much the last thing I remember...