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Old 05-07-2014, 09:40 AM   #1
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Missing Wife

A husband went to the police station to report his wife missing:

Husband :-Ive lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant :-What is her height ?
Husband:-I really never noticed.
Sergeant :- Build?
Husband:-Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant :-Color of eyes?
Husband :-Never noticed.
Sergeant :-Color of hair?
Husband :-Changes according to season.
Sergeant :-What was she wearing?
Husband Dress/suit/ I dont remember exactly.
Sergeant : Did she go in a car?
Husband :-yes.
Sergeant :-What kind of car was it?

Husband :-Black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power with an eight-speed automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.. at this point the husband started crying...

Sergeant:-Don't worry sir.......We will find your car.

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I feel so guilty.
My wife is actually laughing with me.
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