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Old 04-13-2016, 09:55 PM   #1
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Murphy's Laws _ part 2

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.


3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from Texas would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.
If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it.
Crespins law of observation:
the probability of being observed is in direct proportion to the stupidity of ones actions
1 Washer + 1 Dryer + 2 Socks = 1 Sock
Nothing should be attributed to conspiracy that can be explained by error or a succession of errors.
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
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The Golden Rule: He who has the Gold makes the rules.
Self-locking nuts don't.
Leak-proof seals will.
Fool-proof directions aren't.
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Murphy was an optimist
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Difference between a pessimist and an optimist.

Pessimist thinks all women are bad.

Optimist hopes so.
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Difference between a pessimist and an optimist.

Pessimist thinks all women are bad.

Optimist hopes so.
Obviously didn't think much of his mom then.
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