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Old 06-04-2012, 07:01 PM   #1
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My dog........and what he is

I Just Realized Something.........



It just hit me!
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year,
if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he
needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick
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My dog is a CONGRESSMAN !!!!
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Yes, but if a Congress man bites you...you will die...just like a rattle snake....

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Yes, but if a Congress man bites you...you will die...just like a rattle snake....

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Yeah. You'll never get anybody to suck out the venom of a Congressman.
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Yeah. You'll never get anybody to suck out the venom of a Congressman.

The name Monica Lewinsky comes to mind
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If extraterrestials are watching us, they no doubt think dogs are the dominant species. Afterall, they drag us around by a rope, and make us pick up their poop. Faced with this evidence, an objective observer would no doubt come to this conclusion: dogs are in charge of the earthlings.
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If extraterrestials are watching us, they no doubt think dogs are the dominant species. Afterall, they drag us around by a rope, and make us pick up their poop. Faced with this evidence, an objective observer would no doubt come to this conclusion: dogs are in charge of the earthlings.
You mean they aren't...

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You'll never convince my dogs they are not in charge.
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All the above is very tru, plus Idiot Dog wakes me up and tells me to go to bed about 9:30 every night. I keep telling her, her clock is 30 minutes off, she does not listen. She wakes me up at 6 am every morning to go out, again I tell her, her clock is 30 minutes off, she does not listen. And I call her IDIOT DOG.
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