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Old 08-10-2015, 10:59 AM   #1
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My New Job at Walmart::::::







So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, which is a good find for many retirees, unfortunately I lasted less than a day.
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.” “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”
So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
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Did you ever notice the logo on the back of Walmart employees vests looks like a Bullseye?
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Good one!! ;-))
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Old 08-10-2015, 11:21 AM   #4
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Did you ever notice the logo on the back of Walmart employees vests looks like a Bullseye?
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The logo on ALBQ's vest in his OP doesn't look anything like a bulls eye!
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Old 08-11-2015, 10:19 AM   #5
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Now THAT's a comeback!
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I bet "Trump" would have said the same thing.
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First good laugh of the day!!!!!!
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I've got a new job at Wal-Mart too!

They put me in charge of the Old Geezers Bench up front. I just sit there and if anybody wants to sit down I check their ID to be sure they're qualified!

It don't pay anything, but it's a status thing, you know!
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A retiree went to work as a Walmart greeter. but continually showed up late. This went on for several weeks until finally the store manager called him in to talk. After finding out there was no problems that caused his tardiness, the manager said, " we just can't have you being late like this. What would they have said on your last job if you were late."
The retirees said, "They would have said. Good Morning, General, Would you like your coffee now?"
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