My Physical Activity Level.
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.
I described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, about seven miles, through some pretty rough terrain.
I walked along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles I got sand in my shoes and my eyes I avoided stepping on a snake, I climbed several rocky hills, I took a few “leaks” behind some trees,
The mental stress of it all left me shattered.. At the end of it all, I drank eight beers. Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoors man!” “No,” I replied, “just a crappy golfer.”