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Old 12-31-2015, 10:48 PM   #1
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Negotiating with the dentist

A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for a tooth extraction. "$85. for an extraction sir", was the dentist's reply.
"och huv ye no got anythin' cheaper", replies the Scotsman getting agitated. "But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir", said the dentist. "What about if ye din't use any anesthetic?" asked the Scotsman hopefully. "Well it's highly unusual sir, but if that's what you want, I suppose I can do it for $70.", said the dentist. "Hm mmm, what about if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without anesthetic", said the Scotsman. "Well it's possible but they are only training and I can't guarantee their level of professionalism and it'll be a lot more painful. I suppose in that case we can bring the price down to say $40.", said the dentist. "Och that's still a bit much, how about if ye make it a trainin' session and have yer student do the extraction and the other students watchin' and learnin", said the Scotsman hopefully. "Hmmmmm, well OK it'll be good for the students I suppose, I'll charge you only $5. in that case", said the dentist. "Och now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal", said the Scotsman "Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday?"




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I know this guy, his name is Jim!

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bad Ray, BAD RAY, go to the corner, no desert!
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bad Ray, BAD RAY, go to the corner, no desert!
AWW shoot; and I like the desert.
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I thought perhaps he was leading up to that. That's a good one Ray.
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Several years ago a sweet little old lady told me a dentist joke. She said she went to the dentist, was in the chair and the dentist say open wide. She says she reached down between his legs, got a good hold on things down there and said in her sugary beautiful southern voice "We're not going to hurt each other are we?"
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