Never question a drunk !

[KayLarGo]

THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK




> I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
>
> A half-gallon of 2% milk,
> A carton of eggs,
> A quart of orange juice,
> A head of romaine lettuce,
> A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
> A 1 lb. package of bacon
>
> As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
> standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
> While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
> "You must be single."
> I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
> derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items
> on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that
> could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
> Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're
> absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
> The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

[KayLarGo]

THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK




> I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
>
> A half-gallon of 2% milk,
> A carton of eggs,
> A quart of orange juice,
> A head of romaine lettuce,
> A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
> A 1 lb. package of bacon
>
> As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
> standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
> While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
> "You must be single."
> I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
> derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items
> on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that
> could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
> Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're
> absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
> The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

[mamaloya]

Ya gotta luv it when someone states the obvious.

[rbracing60]

good one, but he would be fooled if he was behind me, I'm married

[george henry]

kaylarGo , now that was COLD . What the drunk said " The drunk reply, Because you are ugly"