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Old 03-30-2007, 11:19 AM   #1
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THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK




> I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
>
> A half-gallon of 2% milk,
> A carton of eggs,
> A quart of orange juice,
> A head of romaine lettuce,
> A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
> A 1 lb. package of bacon
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> As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
> standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
> While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
> "You must be single."
> I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
> derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items
> on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that
> could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
> Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're
> absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
> The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
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Old 03-30-2007, 11:19 AM   #2
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> I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
>
> A half-gallon of 2% milk,
> A carton of eggs,
> A quart of orange juice,
> A head of romaine lettuce,
> A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
> A 1 lb. package of bacon
>
> As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
> standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
> While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
> "You must be single."
> I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
> derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items
> on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that
> could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
> Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're
> absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
> The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
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Ya gotta luv it when someone states the obvious.
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Old 03-31-2007, 09:44 PM   #4
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good one, but he would be fooled if he was behind me, I'm married
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Old 04-16-2007, 06:19 AM   #5
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kaylarGo , now that was COLD . What the drunk said " The drunk reply, Because you are ugly"
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