Billy Bob and Ralph were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Ralph,
"Yaw know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation.
Only dis year I'm gonna do it a little different.
The last few years, I took yo advice about where to go.
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Shirley got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas , and Shirley got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Shirley didn't get pregnant again."
Ol Ralph asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do dis year that's different?"
"I'm gonna take Shirley with me this time."