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Old 06-06-2008, 01:46 PM   #1
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ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.


BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
and MY Personal Favorite!!

WRINKLES:
Something other people have, similar to my character lines.

Best to ALL!
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Old 06-06-2008, 01:46 PM   #2
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ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.


BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
and MY Personal Favorite!!

WRINKLES:
Something other people have, similar to my character lines.

Best to ALL!
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:30 PM   #3
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Mutha;

Thanks for the post. I really appreciate the definition of committee. I sit in lots of committee meetings and the definition fits well. I was told by a Church Deacon that the most efficient committee was a 3 man committee when one was sick and one was on vacation. Churchs of course don't have to adhere to state rules.

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Old 06-06-2008, 08:19 PM   #4
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LOL good ones
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Old 06-07-2008, 09:45 PM   #5
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Petro,

Definition of a committee from a high school history teacher: "Where a group of people get together and pool their ignorance."
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