Newsflash: Blonde Wins Big
A blonde goes into a local restautant, buys a small drink for herself and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming "I won a motorhome! I won a motorhome!"
The waitress runs over and argues, "That's impossible. The biggest prize to win is a stereo system."
The blonde replies, "No, I won a motorhome!"
By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and he too argues,"You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have as one of our prizes."
Again the blonde say, There is no mistake, I've won a motorhome."
The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."
(I unabashedly copied this from another forum. Thought it fit here <grin>. O LLOYD)