Next door neighbor
I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and I noticed a [Moderator Edit], sneaking through my next door neighbor's garden.
Suddenly my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly.
He then dug a grave and put the body in it and covered it. Astonished I got back into bed.
Carol, my lovely wife said, "Warren, you're shaking, what is it?
"You'll never believe what I've just seen," I said, "that SOB next door still has my shovel."
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