Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new
CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a
wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that
he meant business. He asked the guy, "Hey you, how much money do
you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400
a week. Why?"
The CEO said, "Wait right here!" He walked back to his office, came
back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said,
"Here's four weeks' severance pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and
asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"
From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
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