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Old 03-26-2015, 03:36 PM   #1
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Non-sense from the past

Two dead brothers stood back to back facing each other,
drew there swords and shot each other.
a dead policeman the heard the noise,
and came and killed them two dead boys,
if you don't believe me,
ask the blind man who seen it all!


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Old 03-26-2015, 08:28 PM   #2
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OK , by the way its NOT Friday and iam going to assume you got a early start to the what are you drinking thread
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Old 03-26-2015, 08:37 PM   #4
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OK , by the way its NOT Friday and iam going to assume you got a early start to the what are you drinking thread
He posted it six days too early......................
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Old 04-02-2015, 06:03 AM   #5
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Another version.

Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout "Horray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came to stop those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
and kicked the lawman in his thigh.

He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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Old 04-02-2015, 10:46 AM   #6
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Mlr's version actually makes more sense as a story. LOL
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Old 04-02-2015, 06:28 PM   #7
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Heck Yea, Mikes is really like it should be.

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