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Old 01-01-2006, 04:03 AM   #1
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A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar
but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as
first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured
Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag,
and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing,
fat, left-wing liberal drunk.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean
spirited woman!" He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does
Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking
hands, when a truck hit us."
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Old 01-01-2006, 04:03 AM   #2
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A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar
but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as
first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured
Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag,
and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing,
fat, left-wing liberal drunk.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean
spirited woman!" He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does
Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking
hands, when a truck hit us."
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Old 01-02-2006, 05:12 PM   #3
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No NO, here is the way it really was.

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag,and he yelled back that Congressman Delay is a lying cheating stealing good for nothing right-wing nazi loving conservative .

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!" He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does
Dubya!"

"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
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Old 01-03-2006, 02:47 PM   #4
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The Brazos Valley must be the ACLU, don't belive in christmas, part of Texas. And dosen't know when times are good!
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Well,
we had one donkey joke and one elephant joke and then someone got their dander up!
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