Now for a smile or two!
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
You're jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Procrastinate Now!
I have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do you want fries with that?
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
God must love stupid people; He made so many
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Joe & Annette
Sometimes I sits and thinks, sometimes I just sits.....
2002 Monaco Windsor 40PBT, 2013 Honda CRV AWD
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