I heard a joke a long time ago that I still think is funny.
These high school guys always went to a local dairy bar after school for cokes, etc. The "soda jerk" there was Oriental, and they were always giving him a hard time.
One day they went in, and when he came came to the table to get their orders, they told him that they felt bad about giving him such a hard time, and promised not to do it anymore.
His response was "okie dokie, no more jokee, no more pee-pee in your cokie"!
Don't mess with those Orientals!