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Old 04-20-2015, 10:53 AM   #1
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Old Geezer

An “Old Geezer,” who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored.

He opened a Medical Clinic and put a sign up outside that said:

"Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this Old Geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.

This is what transpired.

Dr. Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”

Dr. Geezer: --- "Nurse, please bring medicine from Box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: --- “Aaagh !! -- This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr Geezer: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from Box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000), leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Doctor Young: "My eyesight has become weak," --- I can hardly see!”

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so -- Here's your $1000 back."

Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..."

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an “Old Geezer"!

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Old 04-20-2015, 04:18 PM   #2
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