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Old 08-26-2013, 05:42 PM   #1
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A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die
on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your
policies or your mistress."

"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I
admire." - Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries
with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader
to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no
time reading it." - Moses Hadas

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I
approved of it." - Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
- Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play;
bring a friend, if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to
Winston Churchill "Cannot possibly attend first night, will
attend second If there is one." - Winston Churchill, in

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you
here." - Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing
trivial." - Irvin S Cobb

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in
others." - Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." -Paul

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded
easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any
address on it?" - Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." -
Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they
go." - Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts ... for
support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx
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