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Old 01-31-2016, 01:27 PM   #1
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Only a Farm Kid would see it this way

Only a farm kid would see it this way! When you're from the farm, your perception is a little bit different.

A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door.

"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.

"No, they went to town."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

"No, he went with Mom and Dad."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says,

"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."

"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. "No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant."

The boy thought for a moment, then says, "You'll have to talk to my Dad about that.

I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."
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Heard it before but it still tickles the funny bone. Thanks!
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Old 01-31-2016, 05:17 PM   #4
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Very good.
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Good one... Having grown up on a farm I can relate to that kid.
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I was reading it to my wife, and could barely finish as I was laughing so hard........
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Good one... Having grown up on a farm I can relate to that kid.
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Good one. I can relate.
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I guess it would depend on if Howard was registered and had papers.
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