Go Back   iRV2 Forums > CAMPING, TRAVEL and TRIP PLANNING > RV'ing Humor & Crazy but True Stories
Click Here to Login
Join iRV2 Today

Mission Statement: Supporting thoughtful exchange of knowledge, values and experience among RV enthusiasts.
Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
 
Old 02-11-2015, 04:24 PM   #15
Senior Member


 
National RV Owners Club
Holiday Rambler Owners Club
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Southern Lancaster County Pa
Posts: 757
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'

The blonde replies,
'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that
my grandmother had passed away.'

The boss, feeling sorry for her, says,
'Why don't you go home for the
day? Take the day off to relax & rest.'

'Thanks, but I'd be better off here.
I need to keep my mind off it &
I have the best chance of doing that here.'

The boss agrees & allows the blonde to work as usual.
A couple of hours pass & the boss decides to check on the blonde.
He looks out from his office & sees the blonde crying hysterically...

'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?' he asks.

'No!' exclaims the blonde.
'I just received a horrible call from my
sister. Her grandmother died, too!'

__________________

__________________
Gerryl is offline   Reply With Quote
Join the #1 RV Forum Today - It's Totally Free!

iRV2.com RV Community - Are you about to start a new improvement on your RV or need some help with some maintenance? Do you need advice on what products to buy? Or maybe you can give others some advice? No matter where you fit in you'll find that iRV2 is a great community to join. Best of all it's totally FREE!

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest so you have limited access to our community. Please take the time to register and you will gain a lot of great new features including; the ability to participate in discussions, network with other RV owners, see fewer ads, upload photographs, create an RV blog, send private messages and so much, much more!

Old 02-27-2015, 09:27 AM   #16
Senior Member


 
National RV Owners Club
Holiday Rambler Owners Club
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Southern Lancaster County Pa
Posts: 757


A PLANE HAS JUST TAKEN OFF AND IS ON ITS WAY TO CHICAGO WHEN A RATHER BEAUTIFUL BLONDE
IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND WALKS FORWARD TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT SEES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT THIS TICKET IS FOR ECONOMY CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO GO BACK AND SIT IN HER ORIGINAL SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO CHICAGO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT
HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES TO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE
IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS WHO BELONGS IN ECONOMY, BUT WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "THERE'S NO REASON FOR ME TO MOVE. I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO CHICAGO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE'S A BLONDE? I CAN HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE." YOU MIGHT SAY I 'SPEAK BLONDE'."

THE CAPTAIN GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND, STARTLED, SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SO SORRY."

SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AWE-STRUCK AND ASKED HIM WHAT IN THE WORLD HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FURTHER FUSS.

"I SIMPLY TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO CHICAGO."
__________________

__________________
Gerryl is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
2 Blondes Are Better Than 1? borderboardr RV'ing Humor & Crazy but True Stories 2 11-28-2014 11:38 AM

» Virginia Campgrounds

Reviews provided by


Copyright 2002- Social Knowledge, LLC All Rights Reserved.

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 05:41 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.