Only blondes

[Gerryl]

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'

The blonde replies,
'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that
my grandmother had passed away.'

The boss, feeling sorry for her, says,
'Why don't you go home for the
day? Take the day off to relax & rest.'

'Thanks, but I'd be better off here.
I need to keep my mind off it &
I have the best chance of doing that here.'

The boss agrees & allows the blonde to work as usual.
A couple of hours pass & the boss decides to check on the blonde.
He looks out from his office & sees the blonde crying hysterically...

'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?' he asks.

'No!' exclaims the blonde.
'I just received a horrible call from my
sister. Her grandmother died, too!'

[Gerryl]

A PLANE HAS JUST TAKEN OFF AND IS ON ITS WAY TO CHICAGO WHEN A RATHER BEAUTIFUL BLONDE
IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND WALKS FORWARD TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT SEES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT THIS TICKET IS FOR ECONOMY CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO GO BACK AND SIT IN HER ORIGINAL SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO CHICAGO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT
HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES TO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE
IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS WHO BELONGS IN ECONOMY, BUT WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "THERE'S NO REASON FOR ME TO MOVE. I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO CHICAGO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE'S A BLONDE? I CAN HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE." YOU MIGHT SAY I 'SPEAK BLONDE'."

THE CAPTAIN GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND, STARTLED, SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SO SORRY."

SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AWE-STRUCK AND ASKED HIM WHAT IN THE WORLD HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FURTHER FUSS.

"I SIMPLY TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO CHICAGO."