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[MSHappyCampers]

I got pulled over for speeding by a woman police officer. I almost talked my way out of it by telling her she looked stunning. Then I messed up by saying, “And that’s not even the drink talking!”

[Bounder28T]

Originally Posted by MSHappyCampers

I got pulled over for speeding by a woman police officer. I almost talked my way out of it by telling her she looked stunning. Then I messed up by saying, “And that’s not even the drink talking!”

Thank you for the laugh, it was nice to read something upbeat and funny

[Calicajun]

Very funny.

[doc]

Years ago I was dispatched to an accident. Straight stretch of road and the driver had left the road an up and embankment, back down into the road, spun around and end up in a ditch. I could see he was having a bad day. "Sir, have you been drinking?" "Of course I have, I didn't do this for no reason at all!"