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pumper9x9 · 08-20-2016, 11:56 AM

PARAPROSDOKIAN ...

... is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected and oft time humorous."

Here are some examples.

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom, until they're flashing behind me.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years, then we met.

Hospitality is the art of making guests fell like they're at home when you wish they were.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again.

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.