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05-22-2015, 06:07 PM
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Senior Dude
Triple E Owners Club
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Somewhere, BC.
Posts: 5,613
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Perks of Getting Older!
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 5 PM .
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
20. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
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Les (RVM12), Bonnie and 4 leggers Shelby and Tea Cup
Triple E Empress A3802FW Diesel Pusher 330 Cat
FMCA-420438 Good Sam
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05-22-2015, 06:09 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2012
Posts: 8,055
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much of that list is more true than most of us would like to believe. ;-)
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05-22-2015, 06:12 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: The Bluegrass State
Posts: 8,889
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Good Luck, Be Safe and Above All, Don't Forget To Have Fun 
Pete
Central Kentucky
2006 Fleetwood Discovery 35H, 2014 Honda CR-V, M&G Engineering Braking System
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05-23-2015, 06:14 AM
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Senior Member
Damon Owners Club Workhorse Chassis Owner
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 24,024
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dogpatch
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!
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15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
20. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
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ON 15... You got that right
on 18: I am a coffee holic,, Have not spent my life killing brain cells with booze... Coffee supports brain cells.
On 19: Never have been able to remember names.
And on 20: NO. it was not.
Overall: A very good list.. I liked it.. Best laugh I have had so far this morning. Thanks.
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Home is where I park it!
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05-23-2015, 06:28 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,495
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You are no longer expected or asked to be an organ donor. Kind of like ten year old tires on a class A!
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05-23-2015, 06:45 AM
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Senior Member
Winnebago Owners Club Freightliner Owners Club
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: Western WI
Posts: 688
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2001 Itasca Horizon 36LD Cat
Retired Air Force, One lovely Angel  , 2 Cats and three birds.
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05-23-2015, 07:03 AM
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Senior Member
Winnebago Owners Club
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: FTer Class of 2015 Origin: Evergreen, Colorado
Posts: 1,565
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And finally, other people are holding doors open for YOU! /ken
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Ken, Deb, & Gadget (WIT Club, FMCA, SKP, and grateful volunteers with Habitat for Humanity and SOWERs), traveling in a well-behaved 2005 Winnebago Vectra 40FD w/1100w solar, some gee-golly-whizbang, and a TRAILERED 2015 Cherokee TrailHawk toad.
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05-23-2015, 07:38 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Fulltime, USA
Posts: 16,706
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Perks of Getting Older!
I still open doors for others, especially those older, handicapped, and ALL ladies.
I tell them that "Chivalry is not dead. It just forgets most of the time". They like that.
But I never forget chivalry, even though my Emily Post is a bit rusty.
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05-23-2015, 08:15 AM
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Senior Member/RVM #90
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Columbus, MS
Posts: 54,766
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Joe & Annette
Sometimes I sits and thinks, sometimes I just sits.....
2002 Monaco Windsor 40PBT, 2013 Honda CRV AWD
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