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Old 02-13-2013, 07:34 PM   #1
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Ponderisms

Ponderisms



Subject: Ponderisms


Some are, new some are old, some are pessimistic, some are witty, But I though you might like them.

PONDERISMS
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most
people die of natural causes.
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Gardening Rule : When weeding, the best way to make sure you are
removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it
comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to
buy a replacement.
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Never take life seriously Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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There are two kinds of pedestrians : the quick and the dead.
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Life is sexually transmitted.
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Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
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Have you noticed since everyone has a cell phone that takes
pictures these days that no one talks about seeing UFOs like
they used to?
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Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again
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All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.
*****
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it
takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
him?
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Old 02-15-2013, 08:07 AM   #2
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There are sure a lot of good things to Ponder in this post. A lot of truth to be had in them too. Jim
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