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Old 05-14-2017, 09:36 AM   #1
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Pre-marriage seminars for men

Course no. Topic:
101 combating stupidity
102 you too can do housework
103 PMS-learn when to keep your mouth shut
104 how to fill the ice tray
105 understanding the female response to coming home at 4AM
106 wonderful laundry techniques
107 parenting; it doesn't end with conception
108 how to replace the toilet paper roll

That is the first 1/3 of the list, which is too long to complete. DW is calling me to take out the trash__.
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Actually, mastering this one is like Clep testing out of the entire curriculum!
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The thing that has always fascinated me is that women spend countless hours complaining about us, but they still can't wait to get married. I think if you can't wait to get involved with something that you deem defecting, that's a definition of stupidity. Of course, I'd never tell my wife. 😜😜
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...then some of us just never marry and still live happily ever after with the love of our lives....go figure
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Famous quote.....but I don't know the origin......

"Man is not complete until he is married................Then he's finished!
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109a. I'm soy dear.

109b. I'll never do it (whatever "it" is) again.
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I always tell men about to be married "yes dear" are the first two words they need to lear. It is impossible to say it too often.
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So why are we required to always lower the seat but they don't have to lower the lid??????????

Probably suicidal but I've often threatened to remove the ones in our house and RV!
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So why are we required to always lower the seat but they don't have to lower the lid??????????

Probably suicidal but I've often threatened to remove the ones in our house and RV!
Since the process of getting to the point of sitting down is so much more involved there often isn't time for 1 more step.

But if you really want the lid to be down there is this gem --

https://www.amazon.com/Flush-Down-Au...t+closer&psc=1

I put one on at my DD's house to prevent dog from using toilet for drinking fountain.
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