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10-13-2017, 06:36 AM
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Appalachian Campers
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Dixie !! (north Georgia) USA
Posts: 4,114
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Priest and a Rabbi
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked: "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?
The rabbi responded: "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.
The priest then asked: "Have you ever eaten pork?
To which the rabbi replied: Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest: "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?
The priest replied: "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.
The rabbi then asked him: "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?
The priest replied: "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silently thinking for about five minutes.
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Finally, the rabbi said: "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
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10-13-2017, 10:25 AM
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Senior Member/RVM #90
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Columbus, MS
Posts: 54,771
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2002 Monaco Windsor 40PBT, 2013 Honda CRV AWD
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10-13-2017, 10:41 AM
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Community Moderator
Newmar Owners Club
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
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Now that's funny.
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2016 London Aire 4519, Freightliner chassis, Cummins ISX, 2018 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited, Blue Ox Avail with AF1. TST 507 TPMS
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10-16-2017, 08:41 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2016
Posts: 1,756
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Too funny!
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10-19-2017, 08:16 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Graceville, Fl
Posts: 351
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Good one for sure.......
I reckon us Baptists made out both ways
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10-19-2017, 08:22 PM
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Senior Member
Newmar Owners Club Winnebago Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner Freightliner Owners Club
Join Date: Feb 2014
Posts: 5,292
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I concur!
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2014 Itasca Ellipse 42QD, Freightliner Maxum, 450HP Cummins ISL, 3000 Allison, Roadmaster Nighthawk II, 2011 Lincoln MKX.
2012 Newmar Canyon Star (first coach) FMCA F428511.
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