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Psychiatrist vs. Bartender
PSYCHIATRIST VS. BARTENDER
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under
my bed at night.
So I went to a shrink and told him, "I've got problems. Every time I go
to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared and I think I'm
going crazy."
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year", said the shrink. "Come
in and talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid
of those fears".
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit", replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it", I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you
come to see me about those fears you were having?", he asked.
"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is
$12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to
have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck."
"Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude, he said, "and how, may I ask,
did a bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.”
FORGET THE SHRINKS. HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER! ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION!
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