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Old 02-12-2016, 01:18 PM   #1
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Pun Intended

One of my friends is affectionately known as the Prince of Puns. Here is one of his collections that are very groan worthy!

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was superb.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you,
but don't start anything."

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
"A beer please, and one for the road."

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to
Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe
you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at either.

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
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I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and
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To entertain myself during banal conversations with boring people, I'll often interject something moderately random into the conversation and then say, "No pun intended" when I purposely haven't made any pun at all. The look on their faces while they're trying to figure out the phantom pun is priceless.

Again, this is only entertaining to me
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My friend sent me another one that I'm sharing. Please accept my apology ahead of time!


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"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was superb."

Must have been in resonance....

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