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Old 05-27-2016, 03:26 PM   #1
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Questions??????

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1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
27. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
28. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ? I dunno, why do we?
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Now you did it! I'll be up all night trying to figure out the answers!!!!
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Old 05-27-2016, 06:48 PM   #3
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Now there's food for thought
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When you get the answers please let us know.
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Old 05-28-2016, 11:00 AM   #5
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For fun at sears...

Try out a vacuum and in a not impressed by what it does tone say "this thing really sucks..." and watch their face.

They usually get a little odd then try to convince you that it doesn't suck...Then you smile and ask "isn't that what is supposed to do...?"
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Old 06-11-2016, 11:57 PM   #6
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This is an old one, but why are buildings not called builts? They are already built.
Galleger, remember him?
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Good question, brings to mind a couple more...

If the plural of goose is geese, why isn't the plural of moose meese?
If the plural of mouse is mice, why isn't the plural of house hice?
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If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?
If you travel at mach 1 and speak, does the speech travel at mach 2?
What would a chair look like if our knees were backwards?
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Why is it we can be overwhelmed and feel underwhelmed but we can't just be whelmed?
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Why do they say "Locks keep honest people honest"?

If they are 'HONEST' ........no locks needed
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Hell may not be that bad of place...


How often have we all heard references to hell....

It is hotter than. ..

It is colder than...

So who knows...
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