Young man working the produce department in a large super market was approached by a elderly lady asking for a half a head of cabbage, not believing what he had just heard, he was telling one of his associates the story,....Man can you believe a old woman. Asked for a half a head of cabbage?
Un be knowing to him as he recanted this story to his fellow associate he turned and the lady was standing next to him and the other employee. Thinking quickly and feeling really embarrassed he blurted out, and this lovely would like to purchase the other half.
When this story eventually reached the store manager he went to the young man and said I heard the cabbage story with the elderly lady and frankly I'm impressed how well you think on your feet. We have a opening at our Detroit store and I will be honored to recommend you for that position.
Detroit, the young man said,there is. Nothing there but prostitutes and hockey players. The now irritated store manager says I'll have you know my wife is from. Detroit,,!!!!!
The young man says ............Oh What Team Does She Play On"""