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Old 07-15-2011, 08:48 AM   #1
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Quickie in the bushes

There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude
woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred
blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty
minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the
shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?"

He asks her 'Shall we?'

She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This
time, I 'll hold the pigeon down and you s__t on its head.'


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That is super and I reallty like it plus will tell my friends for sure. Keep in coming as we all need some humor in our lives.

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